r/wizardposting. Posted by u/The_Arthropod_Queen Evil Wizard 19 hours ago AITA for "ruining a party"? Goblinlike Foolishness...

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r/wizardposting. Posted by u/The_Arthropod_Queen Evil Wizard 19 hours ago AITA for “ruining a party”? Goblinlike Foolishness Recently the local duke (40m) held a decennial party on his birthday. Since he was celebrating his long reign, he decided to invite the oldest wizard in the area- me. (840F) He didn’t realize I was a necromancer, which was very funny (he tried to turn me away so I exploded 5 guards and he had to let me stay). That’s not the problem. The problem came when the duke’s heir (12M) called me a ‘witch.“ I understand where the confusion came from-witching is a very female-dominated profession, unlike wizarding- but I cannot bear the idea of being compared to a potion-brewing, cottage-dwelling folk magician. Obviously I had to turn him inside out, any self-respecting wizard would. The results were extreme. The duke apparently forgot what I did to the guards and ordered them to kill me. I exploded them one by one with ease. Then I ran my sword through th


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