r/Drugs Posted by u/alphac16 - 14h My roomate sucedded in giving himself autobrewery syndrome by boofing yeast So for the past 2...

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r/Drugs Posted by u/alphac16 - 14h My roomate sucedded in giving himself autobrewery syndrome by boofing yeast So for the past 2 weeks my one roomate. Our attic one that seems to always do dumb shit, has been using a enema system to suplant brewers yeast into his colon in hopes of giving himself autobrewery syndrome. Which is where the body produeces its own ethanol for one reason, metabolic issues, or another, shoving yeast up your ass. Well now he is drunk 24/7. Cant eat breat or any sugar or he gets smacked. And he forgot how much gas yeast makes. He shit himself 2x today. All his shit is apparently like fire. Well its full ofof alchohol so no shit. And his head hurts. Im about ready to get the land lord to kicki him out. He has run off naked on pcp, stole datura seeda thinking they were morning glory seeds, and now made himself into a brewery. 2.04 Share Award

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