I have no idea what's going on with my life I'm just in charge of the music

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When the function got cancelled and i get t stay home

b) c). a) a) d) ing the software who cann Modifying the design bj selling it...

how it feels to open the Notes app

imagine a dollar general right here

*walks into debate club* "you're all wrong" *doesn't elaborate*

I made life-size AirPod stickers and stuck them on the ground, all over the...

Thief!!! Stolen right off my nephew's plate! No respect! opossums-are-groovy...

Don't Drink Water After Eating Fish B'coz the Water May Cause the Fish to...

Holy shit PUT IT BACK Archaeologists Have Unearthed a 4,000-Year-Old Board...

nicolas vicens @lesbicens I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DOG LMAO

mom was right about people online, ya'll are terrible

RULE 1 OF THE PIRATE CODE: NEVER MAKE ANOTHER PIRATE CRY

The 'ber months >> CLASSICS EMM

HORSEFLY? @avatarstarringguy NO IT DOESN'T

Oh to live in my imagination

donald boat @laserboat999 Mom just took fall damage MESSAGES Mom Urgh

DISCOUNT? WHAT COUNTS?

Swe HUMANS WERE MADE TO Sit at the desk 9-5 N Come home every night to watch...