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"In all of my years, I've never seen any...

"In all of my years, I've never seen anything as fragile as a MAGA man." https://t.co/r5iJRNo9kf

Videoda söylenenler: “In all my years, I've never seen anything as fragile as a MAGA man. Not only do they go around worshiping an 80-year-old overweight, unhealthy man who wears more makeup than anyone I've ever met, but they take his win as some kind of personal victory for them when 95% of his v...”

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I wonder who paid them. https://t.co/jU2...

I wonder who paid them. https://t.co/jU2bK6Kzuz

Videoda söylenenler: “Jose, Bastidas, Venegas! Free! Don't leave the back! Oh, I'm sorry.”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

In 2015, Bernie Sanders said open border...

In 2015, Bernie Sanders said open borders are a right-wing stance and warned that mass immigration could drive wages down and hurt American workers. https://t.co/AS5KE62D27

Videoda söylenenler: “Open borders? That's a Koch brothers proposal. Really? Of course. I mean, that's a right-wing proposal which says, essentially, there is no United States. But it would make a lot of global poor richer, wouldn't it? And it would make everybody in America poorer. Then you're doi...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

President Trump: "After 250 years, we st...

President Trump: "After 250 years, we still proudly declare that we are free because you are strong... We're safe because you are brave and America’s Flag will never fall because America's Army will never, ever fail." https://t.co/DhmEr9Seny

Videoda söylenenler: “This week, we remember that we only have a country because we first had an army. The army was first. In fact, the army was even before the country. You know that, right? One year before the country. After 250 years, we still proudly declare that we are free because you are str...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Remember when Matt Gaetz appeared on The...

Remember when Matt Gaetz appeared on The View? https://t.co/2YMSIzT4e7

Videoda söylenenler: “I do watch you guys make news every week. Every day. We are the big political show. I was just wondering if you were wearing black as a consequence of, like, the death of the political left in the debate last night. It was quite something to observe. You know, don't count the ...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

"Would you rather date an illegal immigr...

"Would you rather date an illegal immigrant or a liberal?" https://t.co/YafteK7p18

Videoda söylenenler: “you rather date an illegal immigrant or a liberal? Oh my gosh. That is like the worst question ever. I don't know. Like probably, probably, oh my gosh. I would say an illegal immigrant. Poor girl. The guy just turned her into a nun.”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

She won’t sleep until every MAGA within ...

She won’t sleep until every MAGA within 3 miles is in tears 😅 https://t.co/7XtJoCBvlk

Videoda söylenenler: “the fuck up. We're going feral. The liberals have Trump der angement syndrome. Yeah, we do. I'm not going to sleep until I have made every MAGA in a three-mile radius cry. We're going to do personal harm upon their psyches. Demure and Mindful are out, resisting while kicking a...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Friedman: "The visible effects of tariff...

Friedman: "The visible effects of tariffs are good. The invisible effects of tariffs are bad." https://t.co/sWHbfNGKVs

Videoda söylenenler: “I've already referred to the misleading terminology of protection. But when people talk about a favorable balance of trade, what is that term taken to mean? It's taken to mean that we export more than we import. But from the point of view of our well-being, that's an unf avora...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Bill Clinton tells The View he fears the...

Bill Clinton tells The View he fears the courts won’t hold up before the upcoming midterm elections, especially concerning Trump. https://t.co/A7t4i93fHU

Videoda söylenenler: “Beyond President Trump's big, beautiful bill, he is working to dismantle, in my view, our foundational institutions, right? He's intimidating law firms and universities. He's stifling media. He's illegally disappearing people and deporting people. And he's now threatening to i...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Pres. of the Mexican Senate stated: “We’...

Pres. of the Mexican Senate stated: “We’ll build the wall and pay for it, but according to the 1830 map of Mexico. Mexicans were settled in these territories before the U.S., and those living there remain in their ancestral homeland.” https://t.co/c2hpU1UEP0

Videoda söylenenler: “Yo estuve en la Torre Trump cuando decía el presidente electo Donald Trump estaba 16 días de tomar protesta por primera vez como presidente, sumir el cargo. Y yo dije, si hacemos el muro, sí lo pagamos, pero lo hacemos con el mapa de México en 1830. Este es lo que era Estados ...”

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Amazing! https://t.co/JxNMMS7iLS

Amazing! https://t.co/JxNMMS7iLS

Videoda söylenenler: “I just want to tell you that America is the greatest place on Earth. The greatest place on Earth. I'm coming home again. Do you think about me now and then? Yeah. Do you think about me now and then? I'm coming home again.”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Pregnant liberal woman says she has the ...

Pregnant liberal woman says she has the right to abort her baby as she writes ‘Not yet a human’ on her stomach. https://t.co/RweWJYZ0JR

Videoda söylenenler: “It's part of me and it is my decision. It's part of my body. It's like a limb. I mean, it is a significant part of me, but it's my decision. OK, so as you have written here, can you read it? Yeah, it says not yet a human.”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Why does she look drunk? https://t.co/cY...

Why does she look drunk? https://t.co/cY9SHbgRzU

Videoda söylenenler: “When, and I say this as a former party chair, when there is a gathering, a large gathering of people, the anarchists see it as an opportunity and they move in. So always have to be careful whether you see a burned car or a broken window or whatever it is. It may be the exubera...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Swalwell: “Bullies only respond to one l...

Swalwell: “Bullies only respond to one language, and it's the language of strength.” https://t.co/cfG8N1ADiF

Videoda söylenenler: “You have to make Donald Trump react to you. And that's what Gavin Newsom is doing. That's what he's doing with his rhetoric, his presence, and the lawsuits that he continues to bring. And that's what I've done with this guy. I was an impeachment manager. I was one of the leade...”

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"Do you actually work for ICE?" https://...

"Do you actually work for ICE?" https://t.co/G9DcMJOUUo

Videoda söylenenler: “Do you actually work for ICE? No, no, not at all. Explain the outfit. It's $29.99 on Amazon. I would recommend buying a small if you're my size. This one's a little too loose for my liking. But yeah, if you want some entertainment, wear this and go to a Home Depot in a sanctua...”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Miller: "You won't get an ounce of sympa...

Miller: "You won't get an ounce of sympathy from this administration." https://t.co/fMfW4aKH6M

Videoda söylenenler: “just a couple years ago. There were two gentlemen, those two men kidnapped a young girl named Jocelyn Ungery from her family. They beat her, they sexually assaulted her, they tortured her, they stripped her, they murdered her and they dumped her body. That is what the Biden ad...”

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👀 Let's have illegal...

1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down ...

Let's have illegal immigrants hunt down sex offenders for a chance at citizenship. We'll call it "Aliens VS Predators" PLYYER reddit

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Yapay zeka açıklaması

Fotoğrafta, bir adamın çimenlik bir alanda oturduğu ve elinde bir bira şişesi tuttuğu görülüyor. Üstte ise "Hadi yasa dışı göçmenleri vatandaşlık şansı için seks suçlularını avlatalım. Ona 'Yaratıklar VS Avcılar' diyelim" yazısı var. Şaka, yasa dışı göçmenlerin seks suçlularını avlaması fikrinin absürtlüğüne ve "Yaratıklar vs Avcılar" filmine yapılan göndermeye dayanıyor. Bu, ironik bir şekilde hem göçmenlik hem de suç konularına değinen bir kara mizah örneği.

1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Trump about Tim Walz: "I called the mili...

Trump about Tim Walz: "I called the military in Minneapolis.. It was seven days. I waited for this guy… The same guy that ran for vice president… A very dumb person. He's a low IQ Individual.. Many Democrats are." https://t.co/lbAwcUkhTD

Videoda söylenenler: “You know, I called in the military in Minneapolis, but it was seven days. I waited for this guy, the same guy that ran for vice president, who's a very dumb person. He's a very dumb, he's a low IQ individual like many Democrats are.”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

Trump plays tennis with Serena Williams.

Trump plays tennis with Serena Williams.

Videoda söylenenler: “Trump volleyed with Serena Williams, shoes off, coat on, Donald Trump showing he's got some game, some, little, it's right there at the Trump National Club. Both are tremendous facilities. It was good to see him out there and the fans seemed to enjoy it.”

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1 yıl, 4 ay önce

CNN’s Harry Enten explains why Elon Musk...

CNN’s Harry Enten explains why Elon Musk may want to reconcile with Trump. https://t.co/t8DFnW6PJc

Videoda söylenenler: “Let me offer a few numbers. The first number I'll offer is a percentage, 74%. That's the percentage of Republicans who say we should cut taxes even if it increases the deficit. That is well above, I think, the 22% who felt that way in 1992. I'll offer some other numbers as wel...”

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