"We used to talk" Me: TALK?!
??? ???
Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime there’s a plot twist in my life...
When I remember embarrassing things I did in the past
EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!!
sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to
Someone: wtf it smells like oranges *me behind them* 623
them: cranberry juice is nasty me: 9 Ocean Spray UNSWEETENED pure...
"What can make you feel better?" Me: Hug Huge amount of money
why does posting on Instagram feel like this sometimes
😭😭😭 Masturbation Men: G Women: wwm RT SNICKERS
cat owners be like: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!!!
we need to be this crazy for eachother
This would fix me 100% AGA 818 TEQUILA REPOSADO 100% AGAVE AZUL...
BRITA TIMIVARZORE You're not hungry. You're bored. Shut the damn door. HEAVY...
LMFAO 0.00 37 B Boss > Yesterday 5:24 PM Did you call a customer dumb...
sometimes this just isn’t enough, I need it lower G Focus
Me when I’m peeing & I realize I’m drunk
me after watching the entire season of a show in a day GAVY, 2 SAVE 150 SLATE IN
wyd in this situation?