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Hi, am I speaking to Charlotte? Yes. Hi Charlotte, my name is Allergies. How are you? I'm doing great myself. Charlotte, I have some life-changing news for you. I'm actually a part of a Taylor Swift Recruiting Program. Taylor Swift is producing a music video set to come out this summer and she's in need for one individual superfan to be featured in this new video. Are you serious? Wait. Yes Charlotte. The reason why I'm calling if you haven't assumed so already is- Are you serious? Yes Charlotte, you have been chosen to be- No, you're lying. I'm not lying Charlotte, you have been chosen to be a part of the next Taylor Swift production. No. Stop lying to me. I'm not lying Charlotte. This has been my dream since I was little. Your dream's coming true. Hold on, can I tell my mom about this? Sure thing sweetie. I mean this is exciting after all. Thank you so much, thank you so much. Oh my god, I can't believe this. I'm back. Can you come into this opportunity? Of course Charlotte! We are so happy to recruit you here at TaylorSwiftRecru ition.com! Oh, oh, hold on. Charlotte, my boss is tapping me on my back. Could I- could you give me a second? Take your time. Charlotte, I'm back. Take some deep breaths, I think you need it. So my boss has been scouting various dance teams within the state. And I'm so sorry hun, so so sorry. But you've been replaced with someone we find far more talented than you. What? Yes, you're being replaced by someone named Katie. What's her fucking last name? The last name is- That's my fucking best friend. Are you sure? I am sure, Charlotte. Please say you're fucking joking right now. I'm not joking. Katie stole your spot. Katie steals fucking everything from me. Don't tell me she stole this opportunity from me. I mean, I've told you this three- I TOLD YOU THIS THREE TIMES! I TOLD YOU THIS THREE TIMES! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY THE DAUGHTER OF THE D * FAMILY. Thank you. Fuck you! Fuck you!