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What the hell did I just watch? https://t.co/SnwQi8QZZv

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I came out the first time at the ripe age of 14 in the middle of an intense argument with my parents. You see, at the time I identified as a cisgendered man. I know it's impossible to believe now, but it's true. I did. And I was in a relationship with this girl who lived halfway across the country. Why were we doing long distance at the age of 14? Because we were fucking idiots. We couldn't even drive when we thought long distance could work. But anyway, we were doing long distance. And one day I was like, please go see my girlfriend who's halfway across the country. And they were like, no, Violet, because you're going to go sleep in the same bed as her and you're going to have premarital sex. And we don't like premarital sex in this household. And I was like, why? Totally going to go have premarital sex with her. I was lying, but I was like, why me? Never. So we got into this whole argument. Me being like, I want to go see her. Then me like, no, you can't. Me being like, I'm not going to have sex with her. Then me like, yes, you are. So eventually I was like, oh my God, I know how I can win this argument. You guys, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Bisexual. And I sleep in the same bed as boys all the time. And you never seem to worry about me having sex with the boys, even though I totally could because I'm bisexual. So why would you worry about me having sex with a woman? Even though she's my girlfriend. And they were like, what? Does that have to do with literally anything? No, you still can't go see your girlfriend. And I was like, I killed that shit. Won the argument. Came out. And it's probably the most Virgo thing I've ever done is like come out in order to try to win an argument. Eventually, I conceded. I was like, fine. I won't go visit the love of my life who we broke up like a year later. Not even a year later, like a couple months later. Ah. And they were like, oh, okay, good. Thank God. Um, by the way, is that stuff about you being bisexual true And I was like, yeah, it actually is. Surprise! I've known for like a year now. And yeah, I totally like men and women, even though I'm dating a girl. And they were like, I'm okay. I guess that's fine. They were actually very, very chill about that. And then a couple years later, I was like, oh my God, you guys, guess what? I'm actually a woman. But that's a whole other story.

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Bu fotoğrafta, üzerinde üzerinde anime karakteri (Rem) bulunan krem rengi bir kazak ve mavi bir etek giymiş, uzun kahverengi saçlı bir kişi görülüyor. Arka planda "Non-binary is beautiful" (Non-binary güzeldir) yazan bir poster ve çeşitli dekorasyonlar var. **Espri Şudur:** Görüntünün üzerindeki İngilizce yazı "14 yaşın olgunluğunda ilk kez dışıma açıldım (açıldım/kendimi tanıttım)" (I came out the first time at the ripe age of 14) diyor. Buradaki espri, **"ripe age"** (olgun yaş) ifadesindedir. Normalde "olgun yaş" denildiğinde 18, 20 veya daha büyük yaşlar kastedilirken, kişinin 14 yaşını "olgun bir yaş" olarak tanımlaması bir ironi ve mizah içerir. Yani kişi, aslında çok genç bir yaşta bu kararı verdiğini vurgulamak için "olgun yaş" kelimesini şaka yollu kullanmaktadır.


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