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You might not like the truth, but I'll never tell a lie. Houston, we got problems. Now, Jeff Bezos wants us to believe that he sent the first crew of female astronauts in over 60 years to space. And this is where the problems start. First of all, a crew works. Second of all, just because you buy a cute space suit from Fashion Nova does not make you an astronaut. No, no, no, no, no. It makes you an astronaut or what I like to call a transon aut. A female who identifies as an astronaut, but was born a basic bitch. You're like me. You had absolutely no idea that any of this was going on before this weekend. Second, you would think that if they were really going to space, we would have heard about this for months. Seeing as how real astronauts train for over a year before they can even go into space. Not these ladies though. Just needed some cute hair extensions, a washed up celebrity, and a gold digger. And this was all done in the name of female empowerment. And there is nothing more empowering than sending six ladies into space in a big giant dick rocket. Mmm. We got a lot to unpack here, okay? And we're going to start with this shit right here. What is this bullshit? What is this bullshit? I'll see it. We all see it. And now I feel like you're playing in our faces. We're going to send an all-female crew up into space on one big shuttlecock. Just ejaculate them to the edge of the earth to just put the tip in. Girl, bye. As I watch this live, things from the jump from the very get-go were completely off. And I called bullshit starting with the take-off. Do not play with Gen Xers, okay? We've seen every level of CGI there is. And you're not going to convince me that this shit that we 're about to watch is not animation. Tamagotchi got better graphics than that bullshit we just watched, okay? But I digress. Let's say you didn't see a problem with that. It looked like it was going up. It looked like a real rocket ship. Good for you. Let's go into the second part then. I like to call the performance piece. Somebody who attended theater school, you know a performance when I see one. And that was pure theater. First of all, they're all wearing jewelry, which I think is not allowed in space. Their hair should be standing straight up, which it's not. They brought all these little trinkets and stuff, which would seem like a safety hazard on their descent. Now me personally, if I was up in space for the first time, the last thing I'm going to be doing is performing for the cameras, okay? My ass is going to be stuck to that window. Okay.