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Do you want to wear headphones or no? Oh, yeah. You want to put one on it and see you had yours on. I feel like I'm alone here in headphone land. Yeah, it is weird, huh? Now you're back. It's like when you put a condom on and the other person's just still looking at their phone. You're like, oh, this is weird. And the person, I mean, is a woman, too. Jesus Christ. You got to tell everybody, huh? Well, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm your dad. I'm your son. Okay. Hey, Dan. I'm me. No, no. Sorry. Just do it like me. Wait, wait. You don't have to have an Asian accent. I don't know what country we're in. We just had a guy come in here and drop the N-word, man. We cannot be laughing about this shit right now. Oh, I don't think that shit's funny at all. What I do is if I really need to get it out, I write it down. What the fuck? Dude, when I was growing up, we couldn't even get porn. We had to get this dude, Nick, on Friday would draw us a picture of some pussy, you know, a little bit of crotch for the weekend. $4 to this dude, Nick. $4 for drawings? Bro, you'd pay $8. And he had a nice fucking thing, bro. Also, I'm drinking like monster energy drinks sometimes, which are like piss magnets. Yeah. They're delicious, but they make you want to pee. Make you want to beat your wife, too, dude. I've seen a lot of dudes drinking monster that you know they're going home to punch. Jesus. I don't know if the monster is the cause of it.