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You cheated. As of now, everyone in this room's test scores from last week have been tossed. They've been developing test questions for a brand new exam that you are going to take to make up for last week's scores right now. By some miracle, you all managed to score even better on yesterday's exam. We're gonna take another exam with questions written by me and me only, which means I'm also the only person in the world who could help you cheat. And guess what? I'm not gonna do that. So how'd you do it? Here's what we're gonna do. I'm thinking of a number between one and 100. You get it right, you pass this class. You get it wrong, you fail. Yesterday when Jeremy guessed 17, I was thinking to myself, well, that's just lucky Jeremy. And then when Eric and Michaela and Tori all correctly guessed the numbers that I was thinking of, I began to lose all faith in reason. One of you has implanted a chip into my brain. I'm coming for you. But what remains to be seen is if you can tell me what's going to happen in my future. These are my mother's ashes. She died as you all accurately answered on your exam. I can't teach you anything. You already know everything. You already know everything. What are the winning Powerball numbers this weekend? I'm fucking right! Wait a minute. Is my wife cheating on me? I fucking knew it, that fucking bitch. Do aliens really exist? Who killed JFK? 9-11. Let's start with Tower 7. What really happened? How do I become best friends with Bruno Mars? Bruno Mars just asked me to open for him at MetLife. Well that was insane! The feeling of euphoria can never be that good again, right Right? You guys are absolutely sure about this? How do I get off heroin? When am I going to die? So a little time left. Israel, Palestine. How do we fix that? You gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, huh? What are we doing about Ukraine? I've been offered Secretary of State, but it's not enough. How do I overthrow the President? Alright, he's dead. But I think his wife saw me. What am I supposed to do? Alright, she's dead. Who should I pick as my VP? I don't fucking need you! You need me! I don't need you! You need me! You guys were right.