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Are you a Santa household? I'm sorry? Does Santa come down your chimney every fucking year? Uh, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah. Okay, great. Sign this. What is this? Basically, Santa has your consent to come down your chimney this year. You're not going to sue. Any and every cookie that's laid out is eligible for consumption. Yada, yada, yada. Ho, ho, ho. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not signing this. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you said you were a fucking Santa household. What the fuck? So I'll get the fuck out of here. Who the fuck are you, man? I'm Santa's assistant, man. This year we're doing consent forms. Get with it. Are you an elf? I'm not a fucking elf. Do I have the pointy fucking ears? I mean, all of Santa's helpers are typically elf. I'm not Santa's helper. I'm his assistant. You don't even look. You're not even trying. That's pretty elphist. What? It's pretty elphist. What? To assume I need to dress like an elf, the hat. It's cultural appropriation. No, it's not. Do you want Santa canceled? What? Sorry, Sally. Your dad's a fucker. Your dad's a fucker, Sally. How do you know my kid's name? Because I work for fucking... Look, man, you want Santa coming down your tight little chimney? Hey. Yes. Then sign the fucking form. Look, this is a really intimidating contract. It's basic language. It just covers all the bases. Like, what's this hat section thing? We're being inclusive because, you know, you can have the red hat. Some people don't like the red hat because, you know... No, I don't. No. What? It's inclusion, okay? You can choose the hat this year. You got the green hat, the rainbow hat. You get to pick the hat. Isn't that pretty tedious for Santa? Bingo! And guess who has to... Look, that's cancel culture for you, all right? You want Santa coming down your chimney? You want Santa coming down your chimney this year? Whatever that... Whatever that was... Didn't like it. Just sign the fucking thing. But I need to take a serious look at this. Please. Please.