1 day vs 10 years in the USA 📹: Radical Living
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First day in the USA. America, land of low taxes. Finally, I'm free of those 40% tax rates in Germany. One week in the US. Oh, wow. There's so many different options to choose from. I didn't even know all these brands existed. It's going to take forever to try them all. One month in the US. What? Even sales tax is just 10% here? Saving another 10% in tax just like that. What's wrong with the meat? It's like a yoga mat. Six months in the US. I've got good news and I've got bad news. Oh, no. What is it? Well, the bad news is you've got diabetes. Oh, shit. And what's the good news? Well, you can apply for handicapped parking now. Oh. One year in the US. Yo, Mike. I thought my health insurance covers all of my diabetic needs, but I keep getting those invoices. Is that normal? This is America. Health insurance only works when you're healthy. That doesn't make any sense. What am I supposed to do? I'm going broke, man. What? Do you want to set up a photo shoot? What are you talking about? Look, you just got to start a GoFundMe. A good one needs great pictures. You're kidding, right? No. Everybody does it. Five years in the US. I can't do this anymore. I'm moving back to Europe. Well, at least I have my American passport as a memory. Five years after leaving the USA. Hello. How can I help? Mr. Miller, you haven't paid your taxes in five years. What do you mean? I moved out of the States like five years ago. So, does it mean you don't have to pay taxes to us? What? That doesn't make any sense. I'm paying taxes here now. You've got an American passport. That comes with a worldwide tax obligation. You can't be serious. What if I denounce my citizenship? Denouncing is going to cost you 20% of your worldwide assets. Jesus. Plus, we'll still tax you on income received from American sources for the next 10 years. This must be a bad dream, right? This is a dream. Wake up. Wake up. It's not a dream. Pay up, Mr. Miller. Ten years after leaving the USA. I should have never gotten that American passport. Land of the free my ass. You mean our ass.
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Bu fotoğrafta, üzerinde kışlık bir mont olan uzun saçlı bir adam, arkasında bir Burger King restoranı bulunan bir sokakta yürürken görülüyor. Görüntünün üst kısmında "1 day in the USA" (ABD'de 1 gün) yazıyor.
**Espri şudur:**
Fotoğraftaki kişi aslında Amerika Birleşik Devletleri'nde değil, muhtemelen Avrupa'da (belki de Almanya veya başka bir Avrupa ülkesi) bulunuyor. Espri, Amerika'nın her yerde yaygın olan fast-food zincirlerinin (Burger King gibi) olduğu her yerin, sanki Amerika'ymış gibi algılanabileceği üzerine kurulu. Yani adam gerçekten Amerika'da değil, sadece bir Burger King gördüğü için kendini orada sanıyor veya izleyiciyle dalga geçiliyor.