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Labor begins, the surprises begin. Here's something that you should know I wish I knew. Every two hours during labor, the doctor's gonna walk in the room, finger your wife right in front of you. That's a pretty important piece of information, right? Probably at the top of the books and pamphlets, by the way. Be nice if the security guards told me that shit instead of dapping me up downstairs. Yo, your wife's gonna be a sock puppet for the next 24 hours, so get ready for this fucking Illuminati humiliation ritual he just signed up for. Choose your OBGYN wisely. Don't choose some 6'6 Viking with a baseball mitt as a hand Your wife's not even dilating. He's scooping it out, Baskin -Roberts. God, we had this little Filipina doctor, thank God. God, she looked like the chick that made the outfits for the Incredibles, remember? She had the smallest little hand. They might have been chopsticks. They were sometimes... I remember she like, she like floated into the room. Walked right up to my wife, opened her legs, fingers her, yells out a number, four! Jerking off, I'm like, hold on, hold on! in the Staten Island. I know