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Under arrest for illegally crossing into the United States. With all due respect, you're making a mistake here. We're not coming into America. We're leaving. Leaving. Sure, pal. On the ground. We're not kidding, man. We're seriously, we're going to bounce. Bounce? How would you bounce from America? I mean, one bad thing. One? I mean, we got lists. Polarized politics, inflation. Not to mention the menu at Taco Bell changing again. Taco Bell? Real Mexicans like that stuff? We love that. But is it even, it's not even meat, is it? You don't think we know that? I mean, do white people like McDonald's? Yeah, we like McDonald's. Is that real meat? And you know what else? They canceled Black-ish. No, no, no, no. Dial that back. Black-ish wasn't canceled. They chose to end that show. And there's a lot of great TV out there right now. I mean, you have Netflix and Disney Plus, Hulu. We all love Hulu. But other than that, man, there's too many options. You know, I hear when they change the icons and they try to trick you like, oh, it's a different show. It's the same fucking show, man. You know, it just gives me analysis paralysis. Is that Spanish? I want to go back to the motherland. We have five channels there. But they're all the same. You have old guys in hats like that, surrounded by hot-ass, and then a clown shows up. And you know what? That's the news! Do you see what's happening here? Mexicans. Americans. Talking about streaming services. But you know where we're doing that? America! That's what George Washington was talking about. Well, you know what we talk about in Mexico? How to get the fuck out of Mexico! And Twitter! Pincha twitties. It's a sticky wicket for sure. You know, I was the only coyote with a blue checkmark for years, man. Now, anybody can get one for eight bucks a month. So you all want to leave, huh? All of you. Even that guy? Yeah, dude, I'm over it. All right?