I am at a loss for words. https://t.co/X8m8RArZne
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If you ever wondered what happens when you go nearly a decade without washing your locks, you're about to find out That, my friend, is about eight years worth of buildup. Yeah, that right there. And before I say anything else, don't come for my blood clot client aid. No, don't do it. I put accent on you and everything, you know, and I never do that because my family will make fun of me. But for real, in all the eight years that my client has been locked, they've only washed their hair about 10 to 15 times. Y'all do the math. And at one point, their locks were being retwisted with toothpaste. Yes, Colgate. Crest. Aqua Fresh. Toothpaste. I don't even want to know what I was squeezing out of those locks, but I just needed to make sure it was gone. My client had originally booked for a detox and a retwist, but that was before I knew that they hadn't had their last retwist in a year and they also haven't washed their hair in a year. So two detoxes, four washes, and three hours in the bowl later and I did the job, okay? There was a point in time where I didn't know if I was going to be able to fulfill this service and then I remembered who the fuck I am. What's crazy to me is this client drove all the way from Newark to get service by me because the stylists that they were seeing weren't offering shampoos. It's so crazy to me to think that there were stylists that were retwisting over all of that buildup. Knowing damn well. We not blind. I'm just really glad that they found me and that I was able to get them right. This really goes to show the amount of negligence that can be found within my field of practice because can you really call yourself a loctician if you're sitting and willingly doing somebody's service knowing that it requires more maintenance than what you're providing? Did I expect what would typically be a one and a half to two hour appointment to be a four hour one? No. Did my client expect to walk in and pay twice as much as they thought they was going to? No. But at the end of the day, the day gonna end and we was either gonna do it the right way or we wasn't gonna do it at all. And as you can see, baby, we did it the right way. The difference was insane. And most importantly, my client felt satisfied, refreshed, and renewed. So if your locks are overdue for some maintenance of whatever kind, this is your reminder to book with the best in Philly. Until next time.
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Bu fotoğrafta, bir kuaför koltuğunda oturan ve saçları çok karmaşık, birbirine girmiş ve düğümlenmiş "dreadlock" (örgülü saç) modeli olan bir kişi görülüyor. Saçların büyük bir kısmı birbirine dolanmış ve bakıma muhtaç durumda görünüyor.
**Espriyi şöyle açıklayabilirim:**
Görseldeki "What happens when you..." (Sen ... yaptığında ne olur...) yazısı, genellikle sosyal medyada bir durumu abartılı veya komik bir şekilde göstermek için kullanılır.
Buradaki espri muhtemelen şudur: Kişi, saç bakımını çok uzun süre ihmal ettiğinde veya saçını hiç taramadığında sonucun ne kadar "felaket" bir hal aldığını mizahi bir dille gösteriyor. Yani "Saçını bir hafta boyunca hiç taramazsan ne olur?" gibi bir durumun uç noktadaki sonucunu göstererek izleyiciyi güldürmeyi amaçlıyor.