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If there is a God, then that dude is an asshole, which I know is not a popular belief. But I do think he's an asshole because every story, Abraham , he went to Abraham in the middle of the night. There's only like eight guys then. And God would just, once in a while, he'd just bother one of them. So God went into Abraham's house. He's like, dude, what is up? And God goes, kill your son, dude, kill your son. Abraham's like, you mean Isaac? I don't know his name. Just kill him. Kill him. I'm God. Kill him. And Abraham goes, why? Because you don't love me if you don't do it. You don't love me. Do it. So Abraham's like, dude, you are insecure. I don't understand you. But okay. Fine. Goes, wakes up Isaac, takes him to a mountain somewhere. I don't know why I had to be all the drama queen about it and take him to a mountain. Could have just killed him in the sleep and go back to sleep. Took him to a, woke the poor kid up, dressed him, took him to a mountain. Kid's like, daddy. What are we doing? I don't know. Just get him to murder you. Goes like this. God shows up. Right before he does it, he goes, hey, what are you doing? This is in the Bible. I swear to God. Isaac and Abraham goes, I'm killing Isaac. And God's like, why would you? That's your kid. What is wrong with you? And he's like, oh. And he just went home feeling like a piece of shit. That God is like a shitty girlfriend. You want to do it because you don't love me. Okay, I'll do it. Why are you doing it? What the do you want from me? Do do do do.