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So what's your take? The point of everything is to get laid. 100% agree. For some reason, I thought that this was a controversial thing that I could say. I'm the only one agreeing. Okay, so like I wore a peasant top to do the subway takes. Why'd you wear a peasant top? Why did I do the subway takes? I don't know. It's probably to get laid. To get laid. Literally. Why'd I start smoking? To get laid. To get laid. What lengths have you gone to to get laid? I've flown halfway across the world. I've gotten all the hair off my body. I've gotten hair on my body. I'm going to do a horrible joke that I probably... Make the joke. Oh, it's so bad. Make the joke. I'm the best... Okay, maybe we won't tell you we're not putting that joke in there. I knew I would fail the subway takes. Let's go back to this peasant top. Yeah, please. Why did you describe it as a peasant top? It looks nice. Well, no, because isn't this like the name of the top? Oh, I thought you meant it was a top for peasants. Let's go back to getting laid. Okay. I haven't been laid in a god long time. I think things are about to change. I don't. I think so. I really failed. I think a lot of people are going to comment on the subway take and say, I like her energy. She's so sweet. What a cool peasant top. I've done this all wrong. What do you mean you've done this all wrong? Why are you doubting yourself? Another take that I have, 21-year-old girls, if they came as quickly as 21-year-old boys, this world would be even more violent and diabolical and d astardly than the world currently is. I also, this is more of an admission, but I don't think I've ever come with anyone in my life. What? I have alone, but... This is like therapy. You're getting a lot off your chest. You're trying to get attention to get laid. The other take that I had was that... The world would be a... peaceful place if every man had a same-sized penis. I think so, too. I also think... What do you think? What do you think? You shouldn't be in a relationship with the person that you have the best life of your life with. God, I'm stressed out. I gave you all my stress. This is the first time I've ever... This is the first? This is literally the first time I've ever been stressed out on the show. God. Wait, actually... I'm really... My heart is racing. This is me demonstrating how exactly not to get laid. I think you're going to get laid after this. If I am going to get laid after this, I want it to be really great as someone that I think is Che khov. I want it to be the best writer of our generation. Okay, here's another take. We've got to get off here. We've got to get off here, but fire it off. Yeah.