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Package from Mrs. Collier. Happy birthday from Larry. My birthday was three weeks ago. Well, that's my brother. Ma'am, I think you might want to check the shipping date on that. October 3rd? He did mail it on time. That's right. It's not your brother's fault, ma'am. It's ours. It's unacceptable. He went to a lot of trouble and you guys sat on the package for a month. You're absolutely right, ma'am. It is unacceptable. At Jiffy Express, we know how important it is to be on time And we also know that sometimes you just can't make it. That's when you call Jiffy. We'll take the package and the blame. This was due in Cleveland last month. I could be fired. Can you help me? No problem, ma'am. You can count on us. When it has to be there overnight, call the other guys. When it had to be there three weeks ago, call Jiffy. First, we'll backdate the receipt. Then our technicians will age the package according to your specifications. We can stain it, soil it, recreate delivery mishap, even simulate international misrouting. And after it got to Hong Kong, well, we just lost track of it. Luckily, it turned up in our warehouse. You guys are pathetic. People get fired over this kind of thing. I know. Jiffy Express. When you've got no one else to blame, call us.